VERBAL PROFUNDITITIES

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.***

Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir
Cumference

To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.

The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small
medium at large

A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a
hardened criminal.

Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with
stalking

We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply.

When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U C L A.

The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a
number on it

The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on
shaky ground

The dead batteries were given out free of charge.

If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory.

A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.

What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway.)

A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

A backward poet writes inverse.