a few jokes i think

?"If a fat girl falls in the woods, do the trees laugh?

What does the average Pakistani weigh?

Cola Cubes and Dolly Mixtures

Save money on your water bill. Cut your time in the shower by having a **** beforehand.

I went to see the doctor yesterday.

“What seems to be the problem, gary” he asked.

“Well, I think I suffer from schizophrenia,” I said, being Frank.

I came up with what I thought was a really good idea.

I started ******* in the shower, as I knew my wife wouldn't catch me in there.

It was working out pretty well, until they took away my gym membership.