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PostSubject: A JOKE FOR CHRISTMAS   Sat Dec 06, 2008 1:47 pm

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by
Saint Peter at the pearly gates. “In honor of this
holy season,” Saint Peter said, “you must each
possess something that symbolizes Christmas to
get into heaven.”

The first man fumbled through his pockets and
pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. It represents
a candle, he said.

You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter
said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled
out a set of keys. He shook them and said, “They’re
bells.”

Saint Peter said you may pass through the pearly
gates.

The third man started searching desperately through
his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women’s
panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow
and asked, “And just what do those symbolize?”

The man replied, “These are Carols.”

Well....I never said it was a "GOOD" joke for Christmas lol!
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