a few more jokes

Dear Jonathan Ross,

I've just shagged your daughter. Who's laughing now?

Lots of love,

Gary Glitter x



A man walks into a petrol station and says, "Can I please have a KitKat Chunky?"

The lady behind the till gets him a KitKat Chunky and brings it back to him.

"No," says the man, "I wanted a normal KitKat, you fat bitch."



Ultimate phone prank

1. Call the childline number and say 'i've just dialed 1471 and this number came up, who is this?'

2. Operator replies 'you're through to childline'

3. You shout 'TERRY YOU LITTLE ****, NOT AGAIN....COME HERE YOU LITTLE BASTARD''. before hanging up the phone


Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.




A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.

The librarian says, "**** off, you won't bring it back."