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PostSubject: Deep Heat !!   Deep Heat !! Icon_minitimeThu Jan 15, 2009 6:45 am

A guy walks into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist,

"Listen, I have three girls coming over tonight. I've never had three girls at once,and I need something to keep me horny."

The pharmacist reaches under the counter, unlocks the bottom drawer and takes out a small cardboard box marked with a label "Viagra Extra Strength" and says,

"Here, if you eat this, you'll go nuts for twelve hours."

The guy says, "Gimme three boxes."

The next day the guy walks into the same pharmacy goes up to the pharmacist and pulls down his pants.The pharmacist looks in horror as he notices the man's penis is black and blue, and the skin is hanging off in some places. The man says,

"Gimme a bottle of Deep Heat."

The pharmacist replies,

"You're not going to put Deep Heat on that are you?"

The man says,

"No, it's for my arms, the girls didn't show up." lol!
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